I said, who's got bad karma?

photojojo:

These are high-speed photos of paint splashed just the right way to simulate flowers!

Photographer Jack Long diligently plans out each photo, shooting hundreds of tests. None are Photoshopped other than to “clean up” the photo.

High-Speed Photos of Paint Look Like Flowers [via Inthemess]

p.s. Check out his high speed photos of coffee!

We’re going to roast her.

We’re going to roast her.

Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
I'd kill to get a tap at that booty~no lie
Anonymous

Clap clap nigga dead.

Better make that last one a brewskie. Double brewskie :*

Hahahah! I’ve got to hit the little girls room before I soak my panties.

moderngirlblitz:

My gnome hat nails! (Taken with instagram)

moderngirlblitz:

My gnome hat nails! (Taken with instagram)

Chelena, Chelena, I am so excited to hangout this weekend!!!! I'M PUMPED.

EEEEEEEE it’s going to be so fun. Bring your swim suit, the hotel I’m staying at has a pool and there’s supposedly a show there.

ferroch:

gpoy

ferroch:

gpoy